Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake
Chief of Staff:
Chief of Staff:
Queen: I want cake
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
Im 18 years old. Im so alone. Im a lesbian. I have anxiety. Chronic depression. Severe panic attacks. Just one friend would make a world of difference but thats to much to ask.
You are never alone. Message me anon if you really need to talk and want a friend.
The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
it literally can not get cuter than this
I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat
I think your cat is a dragon
I imagine you’re an extraordinary person in whatever timeline you happen to be.
- The Last Man / Continuum | Stargate (Atlantis) | s04e20 / movie
im laughing so hard this is genius
- me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
- me today: i do. i need sleep.
- me tonight: lol who needs sleep
THE SANCTUARY NETWORK
Old City, Mumbai, London, New Tokyo, Hollow Earth
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying
wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead
was in Pompeii when these two idiots
and dont even get me started on this ass hole
Oh and I nearly forgot this one
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEIIi think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded