When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

the-goddamazon:

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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This basically my life. My mom knows this.

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disneymoviesandfacts:

Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma’am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you’re a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It’s ah… um… I must go.

Jessie: Well aren’t you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!

disneymoviesandfacts:

Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma’am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you’re a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It’s ah… um… I must go.

Jessie: Well aren’t you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!

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ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

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killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

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dualscar:

sonderland:

stitchcraft:

I made some snails for a local garden’s art show.

the final snail

WANT

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woolfpuppy:

I got a lot done yesterday and really don’t want to go running today so I took this triptych of pictures displaying what I’ve been doing, i.e. eating biscoff with a spatula and watching 30rock. 

And also wearing running clothes to motivate myself to run 10 miles and then get other things accomplished. 

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brittsfunhouse:

Well damn, guess that explains why the paycheck is shit.

brittsfunhouse:

Well damn, guess that explains why the paycheck is shit.

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I don’t remember the curtain going up. Was I terrible?

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leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

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kill-whitepeople:

once and awhile a tweet comes around that is absolutely poetry and this is it 

kill-whitepeople:

once and awhile a tweet comes around that is absolutely poetry and this is it 

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samantha-carter-is-my-muse:

Happy birthday Amanda! ♥ 28.08.14 ♥

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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rothruinel:

cryin so hard
my lungs

rothruinel:

cryin so hard

my lungs

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