Photo by MrShutterbug Jonathan
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS
SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?
Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?
Email email@example.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.
NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!
NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY REPLY WITHIN A FRIKKIN’ DAY (AT LEAST THEY DID FOR ME, TWICE!)
This is bloody important! Now reblog it!
Fucking Drop Dead Diva.
If I got a second chance and a new life, I’d tell two people, maybe three. I don’t give a fuck what my guardian says. Mom, and Aubrey have to know. The other one is confidential.
4 hours ago · 1 note
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
Paranorman reveals first openly gay animated character
at first i thought mitch and kathy were going to hook up, like athletic boys and bratty teenage girls always do at the end of movies. but then he said this and the whole theatre screamed and EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND IT WAS SO GREAT
What I like about this the best is that they LITERALLY WAITED UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND TO REVEAL IT. Basically forcing you to form your opinion of him based on his personality and characteristics, instead of his sexuality.
WHICH IS HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK.
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
- Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
- Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
- Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
- Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
- Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
- Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
- Asexual People: what